Gifts For Conservatives

If it’s Black Friday, or Christmas shopping, or any other random gift giving occasion, we’ve compiled some of our favorite gifts for Conservatives below. Alternatively, feel free to give them to your Leftist friends and watch their heads explode. That’s also a lot of fun!

The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness

It might just be the gift of the year. The geniuses at the Bee have come out with an hilarious take on how to be the best Leftie possible. Riot your way into become a superior human being with this educational tool.

Facts Don’t Care About Your Feelings Mug

Ben Shapiro’s catch phrase, support facts and truth and give a big middle finger to emotional appeals with this simple yet effective coffee mug.

Regan Bush ’84 Vintage T-Shirt

Some vintage Conservative gear! Look great and look like an individual at the same time with this iconic message.

Joe Biden Toiler Paper

Help celebrate FartGate with some Joe Biden toiler paper that’s sure to make doing your business an entertaining experience. Joe Biden’s policies. Joe Biden’s foreign policy. Joe Biden’s record on jobs. Joe Biden’s economic policy. It’s clearly all excrement…. so this only seems appropriate.

MyPillow

Sleep better at night knowing you’re supporting a great Conservative. And just sleep better at night, period.

Get the classic MyPillow or chose from a selection of other great products from mattress toppers to Giza sheets. Plus, your dog can sleep soundly as well wth the MyPillow dog bed.

It’s not every day you get a quality product and support a company that employs Americans and supports traditional American values!

Tuttle Twins 12 Book Combo Pack

The perfect gift for any young Conservative! The Tuttle Twins series by author Connor Boyach teaches important lessons that used to be a part of everyday curriculum but have since been replaced by woke nonsense.

Easy to read and excellently illustrated the Tuttle Twins will teach your kids about things like liberty, business, economics, the constitution and freedom!

Black Rifle Coffee

Black Rifle Coffee isn’t just a great, premium roast, it’s a culture. And becoming a Black Rifle Coffee drinker means you aren’t just supporting a small business that defends American values, you’re not supporting the corporate coffee chains that push an ideology you oppose. And if you drink coffee as much as most folks, you’re making a serious impact every time you do.

F Joe Biden Coloring Book

44 pages and 20 hilarious images to color, filled with entertaining quotes, this coloring book will keep you busy and keep you laughing.

Trump: Take America Back Bumper Sticker

Perfect for your truck or car, trigger Leftists as you pass them by!

Kayleigh McEnany Facts T-Shirt

Facts, she delivers them! Trigger the Left everywhere you go. What more do we need to say?

A Patriot’s History of America

A history lesson that you can’t put down.

Professors Larry Schweikart and Michael Allen have created a masterpiece of American History.

Dismayed with the tone they saw in American history books, these two authors decided to tell the history of America how it really happened, with a focus on the core values of what makes it so great. From Columbus to Trump, this book details the four pillars of America’s creation: Christianity, Common Law, Private Property and a Free Market Economy.

The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy

Another amazing parody book from the only fake news site you can trust: The Babylon Bee!

2000 Mules DVD

Get the real story of how the 2020 election was stolen. Uncovered in this incredible documentary created by best selling Conservative author Dinesh D’Souza and featuring Dennis Prager, Charlie Kirk, Dr. Sebastian Gorka, Eric Metaxas and Larry Elder.

According to a Rasmussen poll, 77% of viewers said the movie strengthened their belief that there was systematic and widespread election fraud in the 2020 election.