Babylon Bee Books

Being a Conservative is serious work, but it doesn’t always have to be. The staff at the online satire website The Babylon Bee have made a career out of mocking the Left and they’ve long been a light-hearted ray of sunshine in an otherwise gloomy news cycle.

So if you’d like to capture some of those clever giggles, or just troll some Leftist friends of yours with some quality humor, the folks at “the Bee” have some hilarious books for you.

The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness

Get a lesson in how to be Woke, by the leaders in Conservative humor.

To help you avoid becoming an enemy of the Left, this clever piece of satire will show you what pronouns to use, how to blame society for your problems and what the proper hashtags and profile pictures to use to showcase just how virtuous you are.

Ben Shapiro called it “The funniest new book in America.”

An hilarious gift, The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness will having you laughing about the horrible state of the world… so you don’t cry.

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How to Be a Perfect Christian: Your Comprehensive Guide to Flawless Spiritual Living

There’s a reason too many Christians are Socialists – they (wrongly) equate the forced giving of the totalitarian state and the inclusiveness of the Left with the teachings of the Church.

Before The Babylon Bee was a household name (in Conservative households anyway) this early book took a satirical look at how to be the best Christian possible.

Each page is filled with a brilliant satire of cultural Christianity while subtly challenging the reader to actually live a truly Christian lifestyle.

Poking fun at social justice warriors by allowing you to rank your own holiness, this is a how-to book for any would-be pharisee.

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